I AM A CAT

champ_the_cat @ 2005-09-28T00:48:00

2005-09-28T04:52:30Z

HAHAHA MRRRRREEEW SO DEES MORNING I JUMP HARD AND BROKE TOYLET SEET

DEES MORNING?

DEEEEEZ NUTZ

I LUV SCRATCHY BIKE TIRE MRAW\\\

champ_the_cat @ 2005-09-16T15:34:00

2005-09-16T19:46:22Z

MRRRRRRRROW WTmrwarF DAMMIT

MEN WITH BELTS BAD!!!! BATHROOM CLOSED DOORS BAD!!! PRINCETON EET BUTT BAD!!!!!!!! MYYRAWR!

jiggle jiggle scrape scrape scrape skrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee MROW

Hola, amigos. I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but

MROW

MROW MROW MROW scrrrrrrrrrrMROW??!##2 thunk thunk MRF

THANK LORD JEEBUS FOR WIFI I GES

OH DAMMIT COMCATS IS OUT AGAIN!!!! THAT TEARS IT MUDDAFSCKA MROW MROW MROW MROW rattlerizzledizzlefoshizzleMRRRROW

FN COMCAST!!! WHEN IS DADDY GOIGN TO SET THEM UP TEH BOMB

DOOR OPEN. fnly.

WHOA ANOTHER BIG YELLO THING GONE

MUST DANCE

champ_the_cat @ 2005-08-21T01:15:00

2005-08-21T05:21:15Z

TIHS MORNING DADDY ALL LIKE "oh shit i am almost late for plane" AND HE RUN AROUND AND RUN AROUND AND RUN AROUND

I ALL LIKE "oh shit daddy is running around" AND I THEN RUN FOR COVER OVER AND OVER ADND OVER AGAIN FOR LIEK 3 HRS

BECAUSE IF I HAD A QUARTER FOR EVERY TIME DADDY STEP ON ME WHILE PACKING, I WOULD KNOW I'D HAVE $0.00 IF I COULD COUNT US CURRENCY WHICH I CAN'T!!!! BUT IT IS SO FUN TO PRETEND I AM IN grave danger TRY GET MYSELF KILLED BY FLINGING MYSELF TOP SPEED DIRECTLY IN PATH OF FRANTIC-MOVING DADDY OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!!

MRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

NOW IT IS QUITE IN HOUSE

:( mraw.

OH WAIT PRINSTON PUNCH ME IN FASE

HELLO

2005-08-18T16:04:07Z

HELLO WELCOME TO JOURNAL MRAW

THSI MORNING, TWO MAN HERE WITH BIG BELT. DO NOT LIKE MANS WITH BIG BELT! USUALLY WHEN BELTED MANS HERE, END UP IN BATHROOM WITH CLOSED DOOR. HATE CLOSED DOOR!! MROW? MROW??

CLIMB CHAIR ALL TEH TIME GOOD. MMMM SCRATCHY. DADDY ALL LIKE "no" an' shit BUT HE BE FRONTIN

LAST NIGHT THOGUHT THERE WAS bug!!!!!!!! BUT NOT BUG, ONLY VOICES. AGAIN. DARN STRIPEY VOICES

mrrrrrawn